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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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