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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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