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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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