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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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