Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.