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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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