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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊
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