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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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