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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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