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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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