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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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