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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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