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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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