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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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