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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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