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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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