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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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