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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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