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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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