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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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