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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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