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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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