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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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