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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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