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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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