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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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