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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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