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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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