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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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