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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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