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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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