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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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