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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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