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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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