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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Agatha
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Toby
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a bear 🐻
a venomous snake 🐍
an ostrich 🐦
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