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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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