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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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