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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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