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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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