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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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