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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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