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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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