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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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