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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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