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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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