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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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