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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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