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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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