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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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