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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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