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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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