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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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