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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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