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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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